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it's all a function of eating and digestion. sometimes youve eaten so much -- basically you were greedy -- your stomach goes for a toss and you feel queasy and tell your body that all you need is a big fart. your condition maybe is really tight and you are tipping over and you could really use that fart no matter what. and then you get that big fart. instant relief its promise. you feel light and free. there is like space created inside you, like all your organs pressed up against walls had space to breathe again. like one fart had resulted in relief for one and all and the magnitude of that joy was more than the sum of its parts. but its embarrassing. folks are embarrassed generally about farting. it is better kept on the downlow i agreee. it's not pleasant, not polite, creates bad faith and oh the stinks, let's not even go there. the impending fart takes control over you, it can make you shift, walk off, stop talking, check our peeing force and also disperse or distract ...