it's all a function of eating and digestion. sometimes youve eaten so much -- basically you were greedy -- your stomach goes for a toss and you feel queasy and tell your body that all you need is a big fart. your condition maybe is really tight and you are tipping over and you could really use that fart no matter what. and then you get that big fart. instant relief its promise. you feel light and free. there is like space created inside you, like all your organs pressed up against walls had space to breathe again. like one fart had resulted in relief for one and all and the magnitude of that joy was more than the sum of its parts. but its embarrassing. folks are embarrassed generally about farting. it is better kept on the downlow i agreee. it's not pleasant, not polite, creates bad faith and oh the stinks, let's not even go there. the impending fart takes control over you, it can make you shift, walk off, stop talking, check our peeing force and also disperse or distract ...
one of the things of loving like crazy is to come up with names for the one being loved. you know, like honey, pumpkin, cupcake, pigeon, baby etc., which are of course of the generic sort. some go ahead and create totally winsome, lovable names, unique and special, like the ones you may not mostly use in public, that are uttered between pairs and are exchanged most often in the cozy warmth of intimacy. but the recent name calling between india and pakistan beats all categorisation. i do realise that here im talking about the two neighbours being in love, which they aren't because really there is no love lost between the two. but then if one looks at the shared history, and the ways they still always interact culturally even without intending to do so and fight fight fight through all of it, you would say that the two are more estranged than blood thirstily hostile. like a young couple who cannot live with each other but whom the elders wont let part. no doubt there are sections wi...